This, let's strap a 50 pound bag of sand around some dudes waist, give him something that makes him feel hella tired and emotional, then push him up the ramp onto the stage and tell him to do his best attempt at something by Eminem while the loud music reverbs through his bones. He'd be ugly crying and begging the 100 breaking bad wannabes to lift him aloft like Lady Gaga in her meat dress and nope him back to the dressing room, in about 20 seconds flat.